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Wolf Found Not Guilty in Landmark Case

In Education, Oregon on 2 December 2008 with 1 comment

In what can only be described as an epic turn of events, the wolf in the Little Red Riding Hood case has been found not guilty as third graders from the Arts and Technology Academy took part in a mock trial to determine the guilt or innocence of the infamous fairy-tale creature. In other news, the old woman who lived in a shoe has been booked on charges of child neglect.

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[...] what might be the single most significant legal ruling of the century, short of that Red Riding Hood trial we reported on earlier in the week — Mattel, the company that makes Barbie and other plastic, [...]

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